Signed TV Show Scripts. Welcome to the Seinfeld Scripts page! Kramer rebuilds the … prev Kramer hires an intern. MORTY: I thought you forgot about me. Sarah. Just a couple funny scenes from Seinfeld, season 9, episode 4. Jerry: All right, but this is it, this is the last favor, we're even! George runs over a flock of pigeons. This was the fourth episode for the ninth and final season. The favors include letting Newman come over to make sausages in Jerry's kitchen (while listening to the 1959 jazz album, Hammond Gone Cha-Cha, by organist Jackie Davis). He becomes even more distraught when Kramer deems him a blood brother (and later takes even greater advantage of him by reminding him of their new tie). Season Kramer starts giving blood and uses his own refrigerator to store it, but it freaks Jerry out. A new co-worker is freaking Elaine out. Directed by Andy Ackerman. The car overheats because the radiator is dry, but not for long, as he fills it with blood. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. NURSE: We didn't forget. Kramer: All right, Even Steven. Jerry's final workout with Izzy results in another blood transfusion; however, the blood is not Kramer's, but Newman's, much to Jerry's horror, and this causes the three of them to scream all at once. Seinfeld Episodes. "The Blood" is the 160th episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. I refused to put that in any of my lines. He makes something called "pudding skin singles" using an Exacto knife. The Finale (Part 2) CONTINUED FROM PART ONE Vandelay: Is the prosecution ready to present its first witness? As a result, Jerry suffers an injury and requires another blood transfusion. (he listens) (to George) He says, call him Monday. Jerry's girlfriend has a vintage toy collection she won't let him touch. Susan. He makes something called "pudding skin singles" using an Exacto knife. During Jerry's final workout with Izzy, Izzy ties Jerry to the car and forces him to run behind it. Kramer borrows Jerry's air-conditioned car to return his blood to the bank. This was the 12th episode for the sixth season. Air Date b: 16-Oct-97 pc: 904 w: Daniel O'Keefe d: Andy Ackerman 9 The Blood It's that t-e-a-r-I-n-g sound. When Jerry is wounded in his kitchen by a knife and suffers blood loss, he screams in disgust when he finds out that he received three pints of Kramer's blood. Directed by Tom Cherones. Elaine is offended when her friend Vivian (Kellie Waymire) implies that Elaine is not responsible enough to babysit her son Jimmy, though Jerry assures her that a lack of responsibility is ideal. Vivian. It was written by Jennifer Crittenden and was directed by Andy Ackerman. If you need to find specific Seinfeld script information, you’ve come to the right location. Elaine visits her friend Vivian (Kellie Waymire) and is disappointed when Vivian implies that Elaine is not responsible enough to watch her son Jimmy. Directed by Tom Cherones. When Vivian chooses Kramer over Elaine to babysit her son, an angry Elaine follows him to Vivian's house and pushes Kramer into the bushes at the last minute and declares that she'll take over. Jerry’s parents are concerned about his lack of exercise and thus Jerry, realizing he is out of shape, starts a purification program to improve his diet. Shop online. Kramer borrows Jerry's air-conditioned car to return his blood to the bank. After both Jerry and Newman refuse to allow Kramer to store his blood in their kitchens, Kramer takes it back to the blood bank and borrows Jerry's car to transport it. Kramer, however, takes the opportunity to guilt-trip Jerry into granting him favors now that they are "blood brothers". This episode first aired on October 16, 1997. However, when she finds him eating a sandwich and watching TV during sex, she angrily kicks him out. Kramer starts giving blood and uses his own refrigerator to store it, but it freaks Jerry out. It aired on October 16, 1997. Director However, when Jimmy turns out to be a badly behaved child she decides she doesn't want to continue babysitting after all. Kramer is upset at rising prices at the blood bank and decides to store his own blood at home (in Jerry's Tupperware). This was Lloyd Bridges' last television performance before his death. However, George's girlfriend becomes displeased upon discovering him eating a pastrami sandwich while watching a portable TV during foreplay. [1] This was Lloyd Bridges' last television performance before his death. This was the seventh episode for the eighth season. When George sees Vivian making pastrami he is aroused and they passionately make out on the kitchen floor. https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Blood_(Seinfeld)&oldid=998608570, Short description is different from Wikidata, Television episode articles with short description for single episodes, Television episode articles with short description and disambiguated page names, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License, This page was last edited on 6 January 2021, at 05:25. NURSE: Hello, Mr. Seinfeld. Kramer borrows Jerry's air-conditioned car to return his blood to the bank. Jerry feels he is getting out of shape and starts a purification program to improve his diet. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. Kramer: I got no A/C and I gotta keep the blood cold or it'll go bad. It aired on NBC on November 7, 1996. Newman uses Kramer as his witness when the former refuses to pay for a speeding ticket. Elaine gets back together with David Puddy. Check out the scripts now! Jerry becomes upset, saying that he can feel Kramer's blood borrowing stuff from his blood. Jimmy is a very bratty kid and Elaine comes to hate her new responsibility, so she tries to make herself appear irresponsible; to avoid being responsible she uses George as a "pinch weasel." Directed by Andy Ackerman. Elaine thinks that her boyfriend David Puddy may be religious after finding Christian rock stations set on his car radio. [Source]. “The Blood” is the fourth episode of the ninth and final season of Seinfeld, and the 160th episode overall. Autographed transcripts. “The Blood” is the fourth episode of the ninth and final season of Seinfeld, and the 160th episode overall. Although she tries to convince Vivian she is not a responsible adult, Vivian is delighted with her babysitting services and reveals that she has health problems and Elaine may have to play a larger role in Jimmy's life. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. What is the name of the friend who Elaine wants to baby-sit for? A desperate George grabs the phone, and the doorman's hand, and pulls it down so's he can speak into it. In fact, the first and second season scripts are funnier than most of the first and second season episodes, as most of the actors were still ironing out their characters, especially Jerry Seinfeld, who's a terrific comedian, but a very poor actor, (unable to keep a straight face on set). Vivian then decides that Kramer would be a good choice for a baby-sitter; however, Elaine intercepts him en-route and proves her responsibility. Read every single scene and imagine Seinfeld like you never have before! By this point, however, George has involved food in his sex life so much that when he eats food he gets an erotic pleasure (Jerry calls him "Caligula"). b: 16-Oct-97 pc: 904 w: Daniel O'Keefe d: Andy Ackerman "The Burning” is the sixteenth episode of the ninth and final season of Seinfeld, and the 172nd episode overall. Authenticity Guaranteed. The pundits say that the show was finding its way the first couple of seasons. It aired on October 16, 1997. Oscars Best Picture Winners Best Picture Winners Golden Globes Emmys STARmeter Awards San Diego Comic-Con New York Comic-Con Sundance Film Festival Toronto Int'l Film Festival Awards Central Festival Central All Events The car overheats because the radiator is bone dry, but not for long. Seinfeld Scripts Scripts of Seinfled Episodes Seinfeld Scripts. The Junk Mail DOORMAN: (into phone) Seinfeld friend. "The Blood" is the 160th episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. This episode first aired on October 16, 1997. "The Checks" is the 141st episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. Jerry's last workout with Izzy results in another transfusion of blood; only this time it's not Kramer's. Seinfeld Scripts. Andy Ackerman SEINFELD - "THE TWIN TOWERS" AN ORIGINAL SPEC SCRIPT BY: BILLY DOMINEAU 08/02/2016 Billy.Domineau@gmail.com Twitter: @billydomineau Instagram: @moms4sodainpublicschools Then, George starts dating a woman who uses incense, and he gets the idea to associate food and sex with his love life. Kramer invests in a new non-fat yogurt store. (pulls apart the Velcro blood pressure band) MORTY: Ah! Cold open. =)**Note: I own nothing within this video, purely a fanvid. It's Velcro. 160 When Izzy Mandelbaum sees the sausages, he thinks Jerry is still being unhealthy and increases his training regimen. Although George's girlfriend is disgusted when he starts eating a pastrami sandwich during sex, he is so delighted at combining two of his favorite activities (sex and food) that he tries to go for the "trifecta" and add television as well. “The Apology” is the ninth episode of the ninth and final season of Seinfeld, and the 165th episode overall. Season two of Seinfeld, an American television series created by Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David, began airing on January 23, 1991, on NBC.. Because of the commencement of the first Gulf War, the second season's premiere was postponed one week.The season comprised 12 episodes, and concluded its initial airing on June 26, 1991. Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. The Serenity Now Kramer has been storing his blood at a blood bank whose rates increase and, retaliating, he decides to store the blood himself. This episode first aired on December 11, 1997. It was written by Dan O'Keefe and was directed by Andy Ackerman. Jerry's last workout with Izzy results in another transfusion of blood; only this time it's not Kramer's. The vast majority of Seinfeld episodes begin with Jerry on stage performing stand-up comedy in front of a hip New York audience. It was written by Jennifer Crittenden and was directed by Andy Ackerman. Meanwhile, George decides to add food to his sex life after his girlfriend's vanilla-scented incense makes him hungry. Unfortunately, this leaves George saddled with babysitting Jimmy, who abuses him. "The Label Maker" is the 98th episode of NBC sitcom Seinfeld. Kendra. Jerry sustains a hobby knife wound which causes him to require a blood transfusion; ultimately, he receives three pints of Kramer's blood. Elaine brings George to Vivian's house to help convince Vivian that she is not responsible. His parents buy him sessions with an elderly personal trainer, Izzy Mandelbaum (first seen in The English Patient). Mister Dalrimple I have Past & present TV series. The Blood. This was the fourth episode for the ninth and final season. It aired on January 19, 1995. "Seinfeld" The Blood (TV Episode 1997) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. (snaps fingers) Jerry Seinfeld. October 16, 1997 This episode first aired on March 19, 1998. When the car overheats and breaks down, Kramer uses the blood to fill the radiator. However, George decides that he has found the woman of his dreams due to her sensual appreciation of pastrami. ** The car overheats because the radiator is bone dry, but not for long. The Seinfeld Chronicles was written as the pilot for the show that would eventually be called Seinfeld, though earlier versions of the script would refer to the program as Stand Up and The Jerry Seinfeld Show. This later creates problems for George, as he cannot eat anything without becoming aroused. Writer(s) SEINFELD SITCOM SCRIPTs: Act I Act I (Pages 1 to 7) We’re going to take you through the anatomy of the classic Seinfeld script "The Switch," and show you the formula in action. NEXT> George's colleagues try to force him to leave. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. Jerry’s parents eventually buy him sessions with an elderly personal trainer, Izzy Mandelbaum, who’s going to help him work out. Episode 158: The Serenity Now Oringinally aired 10/9/97 9:00pm Transcript by Ethan Brown Written by Steve Koren Directed by Andy Ackerman Cast: Jerry Seinfeld himself Elaine Benes Julia Louis-Dreyfus Cosmo Kramer Michael Richards George Costanza Jason Alexander Frank Costanza Jerry Stiller Estelle Costanza Estelle Harris Patty Lori Meanwhile, George decides he needs to add food as a part of his sex life when his girlfriend lights some vanilla-scented incense, whose overpowering scent makes him hungry. Episode Seinfeld scripts give you the full transcripts from all 180 episodes! His girlfriend only tolerates some food items, and is disgusted when George attempts to kiss her while eating a sandwich; George then contrives a way to separate pudding skin from the pudding, creating pudding skin singles and arrives at the decision to add television to his equation so as to make food and sex even better (“the Trifecta”). GEORGE: (into phone, frantic) Mister Dalrimple! Read texts from Season 9 and join the Genius community of scholars to learn the meaning behind the words. During the workout, the blood leaks out onto the driver’s feet, causing him to panic and accelerate. Jerry Seinfeld's friend. nothing. I can't stand Velcro. next Then, George starts dating a woman who uses incense, and he gets the idea to associate food and sex with his love life. Here’s a snapshot of all Seinfeld episodes, and a season-by-season episode guide to everyone’s favorite show about nothing! The Seinfeld Scripts: The First and Second Seasons by Jerry Seinfeld (Harper Perennial 1998)(791.4572) is just what it says: a reprinting of the scripts from the first two years of the tv show "Seinfeld". I used to be in raincoats. Jerry begins dating Melissa (Kathleen McClellan), a woman who is comfortable being naked in his apartment in nonsexual contexts. NURSE: Okay, Mr. Seinfeld, please come this way. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. It was written by Dan O'Keefe and was directed by Andy Ackerman. https://seinfeld.fandom.com/wiki/The_Blood?oldid=28010. This time, when Jerry wakes up in the hospital he finds out that he was given Newman's blood, and screams in horror. Full scripts from television show episodes signed by actors and actresses. Dan O'Keefe Jerry makes fun of his girlfriend's bellybutton. After finding Christian rock stations set on his car radio: I got no A/C and got... 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